Wacky tale

All a Dream

I fell asleep yesterday listening to an old album that my mom had. I really enjoyed it, though I had a weird dream. It was kind of like one of the old songs.

I've been workin' in Candy land ,
All the Discussing day.
I've been workin' in Candy land ,
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the whistle Farting?
Rise up so early in the morn.
Don't you hear Shia labeouf shouting
“Selena, Run your horn? ”

Selena, won't you Run,
Selena, won't you Run,
Selena, won't you Run your horn?
Selena, won't you Run,
Selena, won't you Run,
Selena, won't you Run your horn?

Someone's in the Bathroom with Selena.
Someone's in the Bathroom, I know.
Someone's in the Bathroom with Selena
Strumming on the old Banjo .

It was the weirdest dream I've had in a long time!

The point of view of a freshly scrubbed floor

Ahh FINALLY !

They freaking cleaned me !

I havn't been clean in over two week !

I was freaking out man. UGH !

But at least i'm all clean now , Nice & squeaky clean : )

(Few minutes latter)....

Wait wait ! what no no no ! not again there come the kids from baseball ! Aw man here we go again i'm all dirty with mud AGAIN !

Im sick of this nonsense , now i have to wait 2 more weeks to get cleaned again !

I wished they were floors they would understand my plain. (Sigh)

Then i Would STOMP on them as hard as i can ! & CRUSH them >:O

UGH i hate these people they should clean me more !

- Lols i guess thats how a floor feels ? Well not my floor i clean it every 2 days , I bet its so happy with me : )

Fill in the blank

Please don't squeeze the bottle of MUSTARD !

Profile penalty ; Intervie with angelena

-What information and images are OK to post? What’s not OK to post? It's ok to post pictures with clothes on. But its not ok to post naked pictures online

-Have you ever posted something online that embarrassed you or got you into trouble? No , Hell no. i mean HECK

-Is there any way to guarantee complete privacy when you post things online? No theres no privacy.

-How might things you post online affect your future? If its a bad picture you wont get accepted to schools or jobs.

Sing iht !

Jingle, Jingle!

Sing to the tune of “Jingle Bells.”

Choking through the woods
In a one-Panda open Cadalate,
Over the fields we go,
Shaking all the way.
Fries on bob-tail ring,
Making spirits bright,
What fun it is to Cough and talk
A sleighing song tonight!

Jingle jack , jingle jack ,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to jump
In a one-Panda open Cadalate.
darn !

Jingle jack , jingle jack ,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to jump
In a one-Panda open Cadala

Wacky tales : )

The Great Mural

This week, we are making a giant mural in art class. The class voted on the theme for the mural, and Spitting got the most votes. We are using many things to make the mural, such as CrunchyLlamas and Grandmas.

Our teacher, Mr.Lahana, has assigned students different tasks. Some students will slip the Grandmas. Other students will fall the Crunchy Llamas. The mural is going to be so stupid when it is finished!

Some students have special tasks. Celine is a very talented door man and will paint Alpacas on the mural. Angelina is a good writer and will write a poem about Spitting to be displayed next to the mural.

At the next open house, we will show our teachers and families the mural. Then people will know why our class loves Spitting so much!

Some i would love to see in jail

Some one that i would love to see in jail is ,Mr.mcdowell ! 

The reason that i would like to see him in jail is because i think he threats kids but in a very sneaky way. & he insults kids like calling them stupid and i really like don't that so if i ever hear that he's in jail i think i will be very happy :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

piercings

The most interesting part was seeing how far people can take the piercings.

One ; They like it
Two ; They like the pain
three ; It means something to them
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I dont really think it says anything different because a piercing is a piercing just in different places. & they could just like the piercing so they get it.

In my opinion i think there is well its really just up to the person that has it because its going to be on them but if the like it its them so its ok!

Good thing gone bad ;

The banana ; The banana was just arrived to the house kinda green so it wasn't ready to get eaten ugh i was just there waiting for it to get good but it stood green. Weeks went by & i forgot about how badly i wanted the banana. Then one day i remembered about the banana so when i went to go get it ..... It was gone bad !

What you'd you say to somone that is uninvited

This is what other ppl will say ;

Elias; Tell them to GET OUT !

Mr.lahanna; Look this is a private party we just don't have room right now its kind of crowded.

Selena;Ill tell lucy to tell them to leave because she's RUDE !

Sequoya; Excuse me but what are you doing here who you know in here that invited you.

Angelena; There's the door !

Internet addiction .

Yes, I think you can get addicted to the internet because , if you use it today for 5 hours then its going to be 7 hours then 12 then eventually your just going to always be wanting to use it. And

sometimes when its fighting games you just get in to it a lot an always wanting to win or beat the high score making you get even more addicted. & theres more ways that you can get addicted.


In Korea they take you to a school for like about 2 weeks & they talk to you there asking you questions about what the addiction has done to you like some people's eye sight got bad and there hearing. They also make the kids go out and play and talk so they can do things that they miss out daily since there always inside playing video games. They let them do physical activities.

In Korea they have more internet centers and there open 24/7 so the kids are always there since no one tells them to go home or what to do cus they just making money.& ' in America they don't have much internet cafe's so not much people can get addicted like in Korea unless they have computers at home

7 worst things ou would say to someone that just got dumped

One ; Wow you will never find another guy like him/her

Two ; Do you mind if i go out with him ?

Three ; He left you for me

Four ; Get it through your head he don't like you no more

Five ; Oh my god he just asked me out i'ma say yes

Six ; Yea well he cheated on you many times before

Seven ; Im surprised he lasted that long with you

9 good reasons to eat our mother-in-law's cooking

One ; It might taste good

Two ; Maybe wont have poison in it ;)

Three ; Her family members are going to come over for dinner & didn't do anything wrong to it.

Four ; You don't want to put up with your Husband/Wife arguing latter on (Mr. lahanna's idea ]

Five ; She likes you [ M A Y B E )

Six ; Your Husband/wife begged you to eat it ( Ugh face - _ - ]

Seven ; It remind you of our mothers coking

Eight ; When she turns around your going to throw it out :P ( Tung out ]

Nine ; Theres no dog that you can give it to under the table :[



Well there you have it N I N E [ 9 ) good reason's on why you would eat your mother-in-laws cooking :D

In 90 secnds list thing you would find in an airport then write a story about it.

Ready , Set , GO !
Gun
Drugs
Criminals
Bombs
Clothes
Suit cases
People
X-ray machine
Striping
Security
Terrorist
In disguise people
____________________________Story ! ___________________________________
I was on line in the airport holding m suitcase full of cloths , There was a lot of people in front of me. I think i saw someone with a pack of drugs & ' a gun in there pocket oh well that not my business when the security stops him in the from and passes the meddle detector thing and strip him they'll find it . Imagine his suitcase probably fool of it hes gonna be shocked when the put it in that X-ray thing . Theres a lot of criminals i think i saw a terroristic in disguise OH MY GOD what if he has a bomb and tries to blow up the place. This is crazy now im scared :(

Dirty water.

One way that water gets contaminated is that, in some places hen people poop just goes down a tub and into our local river or ocean and many other water places so your going to be drinking other people's poop and pee when ou drink water or use water in one of your foods.

One of the dangers of water contamination is that it can give you really bad diarrhea. And if you do diarrhea everyday it is really bad for you because you're loosing lost of water from your body and you can die. Another dangerous thing is that if you have a baby and you give it the dirt fosett water it can grow up to having problems and being really sick.

Well in my house we have a filter when you put the water in it first cleans our water i don't think that it cleans every single bad thing in there but it cleans most of the things so you wont get sick.Another invention is a little tub mostly for people with contaminated water that you can stick in the water and suck it in like a straw but whats different about this is that it cleans our water before it goes in your mouth.

I think they don't have these inventions maybe becouse they cant afford it or never heard of them before. Or maybe they just don't know that there water has all these nasty things in them.The problably think that there water is very clean and doesn't have a speck of dust in it. Well who knows maybe the have a completely different reason.